Dirtfarm: Career by Ben Claassen III

Important Comics: Do You Think… by Dina Kelberman

Said What?: Parrot Finger - overheard by Timmy Reed and drawn by Ryan Onorato

Slurricane: Boy Girl Marriage by Will Laren

The Complicated Arousal Power of Matthew McConaughey by Monica Gallagher, from Mutant #5

Lulu Eightball: How Are You Raising Awareness by Emily Flake

Dirtfarm: Forever And Ever And Ever by Ben Claassen

Important Comics: Mad by Dina Kelberman

I Taste Sound: Dingo! by Mike Riley

Said What?: Industrious -  overheard by Jim Meyer, drawn by Adam J. Tolman